"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
If you have your shit together…
If you don’t have your shit together…
MD: Sir, what brings you into the hospital today?
Male Patient via Translator (on speakerphone): “I’ve been bleeding from my uterus for a few days.”
MD: I’m sorry are you getting that translation correct?
Translator (on speakerphone): Yes absolutely, the patient stated that he has been bleeding from his uterus for a few days.